Jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
Your roof is on fire!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie magic words and I'll tell you

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building?
He was too big for the elevator!

What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh!

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!

What city has no people?
Electricity!

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
The letter M!

Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
He wanted rich soil!



FUNNY! eh? Also, I appoligize for not blogging alot. I'll try blogging more! :)